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Gnomes

A gnome is a
mythical
creature characterized by its extremely small size and
subterranean
lifestyle. The word gnome is derived from the
New Latin
gnomus. It is often claimed to descend from the
Greek
gnosis, "knowledge", but more likely comes from
genomos "earth-dweller", in which case the
omission of e is, as the
Oxford English
Dictionary calls it, a blunder.
Another possibility is that it comes from the
Arabic
(Noum), which means sleep. It is
also possible that
Paracelsus
simply made the word up. Paracelsus, born in
Einsiedein, Switzerland in 1493, was an
alchemist,
physician,
astrologer,
and general
occultist.
Paracelsus
includes gnomes in his list of
elementals,
as earth elementals. He describes them as two
spans
(one span equals 9") high, and very silent or not
wanting to talk.
There is some belief that
Gnomes are in fact real, such as the
Gnome sightings in
Argentina,
though these are disputed as hoaxes by skeptics.
Garden Gnomes
The first garden gnomes were made in
Gräfenroda, a town
known for its ceramics in
Thuringia,
Germany in the mid-1800s.
Phillip Griebel made terracotta animals as decorations, and
produced gnomes based on local myths as a way for people to
enjoy the stories of the gnomes' willingness to help in the
garden at night. The garden gnome quickly spread across
Germany and into France and England, and wherever gardening
was a serious hobby. Gnome manufacture spread across Germany
with numerous other large and small manufacturers coming
into and out of the business, each one having its own
particular style of design.
World War II was
hard on the industry and most producers gave up then.
Griebel's descendants still make them and are the last of
the German producers, all others having moved production to
Poland or
China.
Traditional gnomes are made from a
terracotta clay
slurry poured into molds. The gnome is removed from the
mold, allowed to dry, and then fired in a
kiln until it is
hard. Once cooled the gnome is painted to the level of
detail desired and sent to stores to be sold to consumers.
More modern gnomes are made from
resins and similar
materials.
Garden gnomes were first introduced
to the
United Kingdom in
1847 by Sir Charles
Isham, when he brought 21
terracotta figures
back from a trip to
Germany and placed
them as ornaments in the gardens of his home,
Lamport Hall in
Northamptonshire.
Only one of the original batch of gnomes survives: Lampy,
(pictured right) as he is known, is on display at Lamport
Hall, and is insured for one million
pounds.
Garden gnomes have become a popular
accessory in many
gardens. They are often the target of
pranks, known
collectively as
gnoming: people have
been known to return garden gnomes "to the wild", most
notably
France's "Front
de Liberation des Nains de Jardins" and Italy's "MALAG"
(Garden
Gnome Liberation Front).
Some kidnapped garden gnomes have been sent on trips around
the world (the
traveling gnome prank;
this later became the basis for
Travelocity's "Roaming
Gnome").
The practice of stealing garden
gnomes is also sometimes referred to as "Gnome Hunting".
Gnomes are often depicted as having
beards and are typically males, and usually wear red hats
and are known to smoke pipes. They are made in various poses
and pursuing various pastimes, such as fishing or
napping.
Gnomes have become controversial in
serious gardening circles in the UK, and have been banned
from the prestigious
Chelsea Flower Show
as the organizers claim that they detract from the garden
designs. Gnome enthusiasts accuse the organizers of snobbery
because they are popular in
working class and
suburban gardens.
Gnomes In Popular Culture
Gnomes are often used
in fantasy stories for their cunning roles,
normally as an inventor. Other reasons that
gnomes are used in many games and stories
are because of their funny nature,
appearance, and awkward behaviors, so
Fantasy
authors will sometimes employ gnomes, as
elementals, in their fiction.
Particularly
noteworthy is the phonetically spelled
Nome
King
of the
Oz
books. Although the
Wicked
Witch of the West
is the most famous of Oz's
villains
(thanks to the popular 1939 film
The
Wizard of Oz),
the Nome King is the closest the book series
has to a main antagonist. He appears again
and again to cause trouble for the Land of
Oz.
In modern fantasy
games such as
Dungeons & Dragons,
EverQuest,
and
World of
Warcraft,
gnomes are often included as a playable
race. They are commonly portrayed as
large-headed humanoids about a meter in
height, displaying characteristics such as a
cheery temperament, a high degree of
intelligence coupled with curiosity and poor
judgment, and an unusual talent when it
comes to either using magic or inventing and
building technology, depending on the
setting. These attributes not found in
traditional stories about gnomes largely
originated with the playable gnomes in
Dungeons and Dragons, as well as the
tinker
gnome
variant in the
Dragonlance
setting. World of Warcraft takes a similar
approach with gnomes as inventors. RuneScape
has gnomes as a race of both malevolent and
benevolent small-sized inventors who have
been known to study ogres.
In the
Harry
Potter
series, gnomes are considered garden pests
and appear to be more akin to animals than
intelligent beings. In the second book, Ron
scoffs at the garden gnome statues that
Muggles keep, saying that they're chubby
"Father Christmases" holding fishing rods,
and generally depicted as doing things that
real gnomes would never do. In
Harry
Potter
gnomes often told Ron in the garden to "burn
things" around his family's house in the
Burrow. A "text book" written by J.K.
Rowling to resemble the books that Harry
uses in school (Fantastic Beasts and
Where To Find Them) states that they can
be ridden of if swung around in circles
until dizzy and then thrown over the garden
wall. They could also be eaten by a Jarvey,
which is a ferret-like creature. Gnomes are
said to only reach a foot in height and have
a large head with bony feet.
In Sydney,
Australia, Gnomes are known not only for
their garden based oppression, but for their
cricketing prowess. A famous Sydney-based
institution is The
Gnomes
Cricket Club.
Operating within the North Shore Comp, this
band of 'cricketers' have for years now
closely followed many Gnomish traits - such
as indulging in ale and card games, whilst
simultaneously attempting to play the
popular Australian game of cricket. These
Gnomes are commonly known as Crisps.
During the 1980s a
high profile bulletin board running on a
bank of PC's was called The Gnome At Home.
It was unusual in the fact that it had
multiple lines in, and was a subscription
service.
The final episode
of the cult British TV comedy series
Citizen
Smith
came as a joy to all those who loathe garden
gnomes. After stealing a British Army tank
from a firing range, the would-be, joke
revolutionary, Smith, hides it in a friend's
garage. Whilst away, one of the family,
curious as the what is this vast vehicle,
parked amongst the garden tools, climbs down
inside and accidentally steps on the fire
button. The result is that their neat garden
is raked with high caliber, heavy machine
gun fire, and the spectacular, slow motion,
annihilation of the 30 or so garden gnomes
scattered about it.
David the Gnome, a
popular 1980's animated television series,
featured the adventures of a tree-dwelling
gnome and his wife, based on the children's
books The Gnomes and The Secret of the
Gnomes by Rein Poortvliet and Wil Huygen.

Wil Huygen's books, Gnomes, Secrets of the Gnomes and
The Complete Gnomes
describes gnomes as such:
Gnomes are very widespread species, known to a number of human races.
Germans
name them Erdmanleins, except in the Alpine areas, where they are called
Heinzemannchens. In Denmark and Norway they are Nisse; Nissen is a
Swedish variation. In Denmark and Norway they are Nisse; Nissen is a
Swedish variation. In Brittany they are called Nains. Tontti to the
Finns and Foddenskkmaend is their name in Iceland. The Polish call them
by the familar Gnom. Bulgaria and Albania, however, use Dudje. In
Hungary, Yugoslavia, and Czechoslovakia, Gnomes are called Mano. The
Dutch use Kabouter and the Belgian, Skritek. Switzerland and Luxembourg
use the same name, Kleinmanneken, which means "little men." Domovoi
Djedoes is used in western Russia.
Race: Gnomes consist of a number of different types. The
most common is the Forest Gnome who rarely comes into contact with man.
The Garden Gnome lives in old gardens and enjoys telling melancholy
tales. Dune Gnomes are slightly larger than their woodland brethren and
choose remarkably drab clothing. House Gnomes have the most knowledge of
man, often speaking his language. It is from this family that Gnome
Kings are chosen. Farm Gnomes resemble their House brethren, but are
more conservative in manner and dress. Siberian Gnomes have been more
interbred than other Gnomes and associate freely with trolls. They
are much larger than the other types and have an infinitely more nasty
nature. It is best never to evoke the ire of such Gnomes for they
delight in revenge.
Origin: Originating in Scandinavia, Gnomes later migrated
to the lowlands some 1500 years ago.
Description: Gnomes are usually an average of 15
centimeters tall, but with its cap on it appears much taller. Their feet
are somewhat pigeon toed which gives them an extra edge on speed and
agility through the wood and grass. The males weigh 300 grams, and
female is 250-275 grams.
The male wears a peaked red cap, a blue brown-green pants, and ether
felt boots, birch shoes, or wooden clogs. Around his waist is a belt
with a tool kit attached, holding a knife, hammer, etc. They are fair of
face, though they boast rosy red cheeks. Long beards adorn their faces
and turn gray far sooner than their hair.
The female wears gray or khaki clothing, consisting of a blouse and
skirt (to ankles). She also has black-gray knee socks and high shoes or
slippers. Before she is married, she dons a green cap.
Prior to marriage her hair in hanging down, the outfit is complemented
by a green cap and braids with which later disappear under a scarf while
the green cap is replaced by more somber tones after she marries.
Friends/Foes: Males are the guardians of animal kind and
show little preference for their animal friends, not withstanding their
aversion to cats both wild and domesticated. They are known for freeing
wildlife from man's traps and for operating on farm animals whose owners
have neglected them or who are simply too poor to afford a veterinarian.
Their enemies are mainly Trolls, and other beings who would try to
destroy them or their homes. Otherwise, they are mostly peaceful beings.
Lore: Gnomes tend to live in hilly meadows and rocky
woodlands. In Huygen's book, it says they live in three trees, the house
itself, with a hidden entrance from another tree, and then a third is
the supply room, with grains, beans, potatoes and everything else the
gnomes may need during the winter.
Powers: Most Gnomes are 7 times stronger than a man, can
run at speeds of 35 miles per hour, and have better sight than a hawk.
These abilities help the Gnome to do many things, such as find wounded,
dying animals for which they feel they are responsible for. Because of
their love for animals, all the animals of the forest are the Gnome's
friends and are willing to help him at any time. Many people say that
gnomes have elevated practical jokes to an art form. But most especially
they love gems and jewelry and are considered by many to be the best gem
cutters and jewelers in existence.
Element: Earth
They are generally vegetarian and never worry. The main meal consists
of: Nuts (hazelnuts, walnuts, beechnuts, etc), mushrooms, peas, beans, a
small potato, applesauce, fruit, berries (all kinds), tubers, spices,
vegetables, and preserves for dessert. As a beverage, the gnome drinks
mead dew (fermented honey), fermented raspberries (which have a very
high alcohol content), and spiced gin as a nightcap. The gnome eats no
meat, so often consumes the nectar of the high rotein plant called 'Vicia
Sepuim'. fluffy willow catkins, dressing them up like dolls.
Protect your garden now with
these frolicking little creatures
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